Cam's MAU Guardians of the Galaxy

Evaluation Record by Nova #11249-44396 aka Richard Rider

"They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy... A bunch of pricks is what I call them... I mean, Where do I begin with them? I'll start with this then...

Gamora: The Universe' most dangerous assassin, She was adopted by Level 10+ Felon Thanos after a planet wide decimation... She was trained in all the classes making her ridiculously dangerous. Luckily she isn't like the purple faced troll but it still does not excuse her record...

Drax the Destroyer: There are three things that Gamora and Drax have in common. 1) Their Green 2) Their Dangerous 3) They hate Thanos. Drax was originally from an unknown planet, with a family, that all ended when Thanos killed them and Drax became the psychotic killing machine we know today. At least he still has his sanity... I think...

Rocket: "Ah, He's so cute!" That is the last thing they said until "BAM!" He's brings out the heavy fire power. He's a genetically altered raccoon with a bad attitude, Nuff said...

Groot: ... He is Groot...

Star Lord: Ah yes, Peter Quill, a fellow earth man... Kinda... son of a Human and a Alien, He left Earth in the late 1980s and became sort of a modern Han Solo. Now he is responsible for this team of thugs.... I'm surprised he is still living...

These guys gave up their previous lives to do "good" for the galaxy... Trying to save it even if it does not want saving...